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Media Demotivational Poster


PRIORITIES -


TAGS: celebrities marines media
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Tarapin - April 5, 2011, 9:01 pm
For or against the war, respect these warriors. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
scarr3d - March 15, 2011, 1:05 pm
Hoo-Ah man, Hoo-Ah
Nagard - March 15, 2011, 12:57 pm
So true... We got something similar in Germany during the past 2 weeks.
clanlessw - March 15, 2011, 11:16 am
I'm with KSpace....I absolutely oppose the war, but have the utmost respect for those who fight for our countries (I'm Canadian).
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:11 am
someone's asking for a ban :D
kryshna - March 15, 2011, 9:21 am
yeah yeah... just two words: boring...
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:34 am
Whether you oppose or support the war effort, you owe these heroes respect and attention. Semper Fi.
rellik666 - March 15, 2011, 4:46 am
I've never made a poster and rarely comment,but this sir is truly great.I would salute you if I had the credentials or the right.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:33 pm
As a marine this will be the last time I ever approve of the word " Marine " being within 10 feet of those 2. GJ BTW
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:34 pm
Actual tears. 5L.
Hawamleh - March 14, 2011, 6:43 pm
5l
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:43 pm
Episode 3 revolves around a widespread outbreak of syphilis.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:38 pm
I'd pay to see that....I'd pay to see Lindsay do a lot of things as well.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:32 pm
Can you imagine WTF-Chuck Sheen in the Marines equivalent of boot camp training? I might watch an episode or two of him washing out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:23 pm
Yeah, but they obviously weren't "winning"........sorry, I had to. 5L
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 5:10 pm
Fanta5tic
TheOne - March 14, 2011, 4:54 pm
Agreed,5L.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 4:53 pm
Solid poster Airman. 5L.


MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.




POSTAGE STAMP FOR BENNY HILL - FOR THE ONE YOUR OWN COUNTRY REFUSED TO GIVE YOU




MEDIA -


TAGS: news media latest digital news
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

gas - August 19, 2011, 1:44 pm
always look on the bright 5ide!


REAL FRIENDS -




HEY LOOK AT ME -


TAGS: desperation recognition search social media
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:04 pm
Ju5t a little rough on the belly flop, but excellent execution.
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:03 am
he's going going going , 10 from all the judges


THE BUTT OF EVERYONE'S JOKES -


TAGS: idiots comedians humor jokes fail
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:43 pm
be nice :)
NotJustAWittyFace - January 16, 2012, 8:59 pm
i always hated this comedian
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:29 pm
I barely recognized him, must be early career. Good work
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
Thanks Mao .
djrcreative - January 16, 2012, 3:37 pm
Dane Cook. In the least flattering ph**ograph I could find of him. ;)
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:47 pm
Who Is He ?


DELETING FACEBOOK ACCOUNT ! -


TAGS: deleting facebook account social media
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by zebrastik

agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:16 pm
For your next stunt, master grammar.
Derek - August 11, 2010, 6:15 pm
How does one reach this legendary page? Million of enquiring minds wish to know!


Facebook Campaign Ribbon -




THE MEDIA - 10 out of 10 terrorists agree, We are better at scaring the shit out of entire societies than anyone else.


TAGS: media
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by ryank

WTFO - May 6, 2009, 3:04 am
Nice.
Fatty - May 5, 2009, 12:51 pm
I like it!


My Own Worst Enemy -




TALENTS -




SKYPE - Like the meal at a family restuarant, you can pretty up the food all you want but it won't change the crappy service.


TAGS: unreliable social media
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Bolverk3778 - March 2, 2013, 7:34 pm
Nope no upgrade, just a hard day firing off more CV's looking for work. a bad case of keyboard fatigue.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 5:48 pm
You wouldn't happen to have been updated by MS lately? Bahaha, just kidding. I do multies a lot when the site seems to be running a little slow. Thanks for the comment Bolverk.
Bolverk3778 - March 1, 2013, 5:30 pm
Sorry for the case of fat thumbs.
Bolverk3778 - March 1, 2013, 5:29 pm
The service went Crappy after Skype was bought by MS, every time MS 'upgrades' Skype something gets Bug#ered up. Just like the 'upgrades' for Windows.
Bolverk3778 - March 1, 2013, 5:27 pm
The service went Crappy after Skype was bought by MS, every time MS 'upgrades' Skype something gets Bug#ered up. Just like the 'upgrades' for Windows.
Bolverk3778 - March 1, 2013, 5:27 pm
The service went Crappy after Skype was bought by MS, every time MS 'upgrades' Skype something gets Bug#ered up. Just like the 'upgrades' for Windows.


BOOB TUBE - Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.


TAGS: media tv humor
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by CatEyes

rerun - April 29, 2011, 12:30 am

gone for good
Dkkxd - April 29, 2011, 12:26 am
f***ing b**** dumbass wh*** i hope u ddie! Come suck my **** u ***k


Aliens -




Why Can't We Be Friends -


TAGS: social media friends friendship facebook
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 6, 2014, 2:22 am
I'm nobodys friend either which resulted in deleting myself from my own friends list. :)
MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 2:04 am
I never have that problem...I'm no ones friend. Guess I best break and set a facebook account. When that happens the weather is looking like 90% chance of end of days!


Lookin' To Get Out -




World Wide Web -


TAGS: internet computer media web net
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2014, 9:56 am
Brilliantly well put. 5L +


Social Distortion -




CONTEXT -




Louis C.K. -




Death By Journalism -


TAGS: life death freedom media journalism
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:25 pm
Thank you :)
Iconoclast - August 13, 2014, 12:33 pm
This is one of those rare times that I wish that I could give it 5L time and time and time again. Excellent.


A Star Is Born -




Too Hot To Burn -




DIRTY LAUNDRY -




We the sheeple -


TAGS: will follow the media forever
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Bolverk3778 - July 3, 2013, 6:32 am
The parents who push their children into this should be done for child abuse and endangerment.


SOCIAL MEDIA - Once he discovered Social Media Charlotte and Wilbur began to drift apart...




REASONS - You should always have at least four to support your positions.


TAGS: media corrupt new york times suck
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Anonim - October 26, 2009, 5:29 am
It's d*** funny reading U.S citizens label everything communist, when everyone else would label it centrist or even right wing.
todd snyder - August 9, 2009, 8:50 am
Amen - 5 lions 4 u. Same comment for the "Red Star" - Minneapolis Star Tribune - another communist piece of propoganda.


BIASED UNFAIR TREATMENT - Viciously dragging the entire Palin Family through the mud, while constantly praising their savior.


TAGS: obama savior palin scandal babies mud barack michelle us magazine media biased
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:26 am
But in any case most everything said on Fox News is correct. They just happen to cover one side more.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:24 am
And for the record; most EVERYTHING on television period is "infotainment". ESPN does sports in an entertaining way; Hell even the HISTORY CHANNEL has their programs geared toward the entertainment side. C-SPAN is virtually the only channel that does not.
shirley - July 27, 2009, 2:42 pm
I'm not joking, and don't call me shirley
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 2:42 pm
How did I turn into Jose? (and I'm glad you caught onto that there.. I thought no one would .. xD)
Shirley - July 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
I never joke.
LogicDude - July 27, 2009, 2:33 pm
And now I'm confused because Porcelina turned into "Diim Bulbthemoronic" and now she says she's "Frank"...why would you want to be Frank? Surely you're joking!
LogicDude - July 27, 2009, 2:31 pm
I read Cosmo for the "350 Ways in 275 Positions to Turn your Lover into an Overnight Multiple Orgasm Machine" articles.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 2:29 pm
Well, everyone should just shut up because to be Frank, what you think and post on motifake isn't going to change the world. :O FACT!
Woody - July 27, 2009, 2:17 pm
well, Sarah is trying to live her own life now, and the "saviors" are trying to live theres.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:24 pm
US WEEKLY The Fox "News" for those retards on the other end of the political spectrum.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 10:02 pm
No of course US Magazine is not a great source; obviously not. But it certainly influences the casual political watcher when they see it at the checkout or the newsstand, no doubt.
Hellfire727 - July 23, 2009, 9:08 pm
Honestly who still cares about palin?
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:06 pm
Paul, do you really think "Us" magazine is a great source for the inside scoop? That's like getting Cosmo for the recipes.
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:02 pm
thinks it's "real news" today, even. They are no closer to real news than any of the other big media outlets, but their "spin" is s******ed hook, line and sinker by the gullible.
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:00 pm
Rupert Murdoch made a mint, not in delivering the news, but in what we call "infotainment". There were some innovations he applied to jump-start his franchise, and they worked beautifully. In fact, there's a significant portion of the population that
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 7:51 pm
Fox doesn't bash anybody (as long as you don't watch Sean Hanitty )
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 7:49 pm
Fox may lean to one side of the political aisle, but they do not bash people's families.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:42 pm
Oh and one more thing - The liberal media is only as liberal as the ultra-conservative corporation that owns it. Next time you wanna talk biased news go take a peak at your local fox news broadcast, take a step back, and realize how stupid you are.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:40 pm
Sorry if I'm lettin' some big cat out of the bag but most self respecting liberals don't get their political news/advice from US magazine you half-wit. If they ran around getting our news from tabloids/magazines they'd probably be more conservative.
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 7:42 am
Zed, denial isn't pretty.
Ed-Hyde - July 23, 2009, 7:23 am
I like blueberry pie.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:39 am
Sorry, still not a p********, TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:37 am
He's not laughing at himself. he's trying to make light of his Bull**** comments so everyone doesn't hate him and vote his lame posters down.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:34 am
Hey at least this guy can laugh at himself. And unlike Zed he's not a p********.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:33 am
Nice try. You still fail.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:31 am
I can dis myself I don't care. Ok see ya.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:30 am
Lollipops with a creamy surprise center at the end yeah yeah.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:22 am
Those salty blindfolded lollipops you loved so much as a kid.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:21 am
It's time to hit your "stroll"....we understand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:20 am
You know him as Uncle Badtouch. the one who gave you lollipops.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:20 am
Well anyway dudes I have a life so I'm outta here but it's good to know how you guys amuse yourselves. Feel free to keep making 2nd grade jokes; I'll suggest the old "my girlfriend deflates" or "rolls up" or "has five fingers" lines if you get stuck.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:19 am
Are they your older sister and your uncle bob?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:19 am
Are you sure about that?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:18 am
soon as i saw it was a politifake!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:18 am
And hey at least I know who my Mom and Dad is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:17 am
Hey TTH did you vote this piece of **** down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:16 am
2.66
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:15 am
I'm sure that's why it's a 3.25. I don't go around bragging and who cares if I suck at making posters; but the point remains people can appreciate a political based poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:14 am
This one time I was f***ing Paul's sister and she kept saying...Please daddy please!!! WTF was that about?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:11 am
No but they'd still be cousins!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:09 am
Hey Paul, If your Mom and Dad got married would they still be brother and sister?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:08 am
The Clinton poster blows as hard as your sister.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:07 am
Oh Paul, You so funny. I know it's hard living in the trailer park with your mom and her "clients" but don't worry eventually you will get too old for her to keep renting you out for food stamps.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:03 am
Provide some sense and we'll talk.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:01 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo; I'll go, but first I need you to grab my pants that I left underneath your girlfriend's bed I forgot it there my bad. And TrashHeap I'm glad that you feel taking sense into people is not important.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:58 am
This particular one sure; it's not "funny". But I was referring to something more like this http://www.motifake.com/bill-clinton-politics-saxophone-clinton-democrats-***-scanda-demotivational-poster-60217.html
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:56 am
It just gets a little monotonous clicking through repetitive anti-obama posters. If your opinion is so important go do something useful with it instead of wasting my time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:55 am
Bye Paul. don't let the door hit you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:54 am
How is it Funny if it'd just an opinion?....one side of the coin....It's more sad than funny... Your political voice is not a joke, it's merely YOUR opinion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:53 am
But if the gang here feels otherwise I have no problem taking my ball and going elsewhere. Believe it or not I'm not stuck up like that.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:51 am
I like Springsteen even though he endorsed Obama. But seriously it ain't my aim to cause trouble nor to toss a monkey wrench in the Motifake hierarchy. I myself and a few other find political posters funny at times and don't really see it as being "bad".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:49 am
I don't blame Mr.M. for what he approves. I blame you and your kind for ruining a perfectly good site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:48 am
And why should I take anything up with Bruce Springsteen?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:47 am
your "advertisements" will only bring more politifakers and timmies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:44 am
Advertising to more Timmies.....Yeah, thanks for that....douche.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:42 am
I'm advertising the site in the process; and if you have a problem with what Motifakes are approved then take your issue up with the boss.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:41 am
Above you is right. You f***ing Timmy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:40 am
You know what I mean by "wh***". You use this site (which is supposed to be about funny) to spread your own agenda. For shame.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:39 am
Well anyway trading insults is above me; just keep on laughing with your funny posters I couldn't give a crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:38 am
whole? you really do suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:37 am
wh****
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:37 am
I dunno.....Join your mom on the corner?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:36 am
Oh no I'm called a whole. My life can't continue. What shall I do?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:35 am
Then tell the boss not to approve them anymore. Or as suggested by many start politifake.com or something like that and move them all there. Until the boss tells me otherwise I'll do what I do; ratings are of no concern to me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:33 am
You are a total wh*** Paul.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:32 am
Political posters are NOT funny. They're just opinions. Find a pic of Obama picking his nose and make a funny caption....you will have my 5. Continue making politifakes and 1 is all you shall get.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:30 am
Basically I use this place to make a poster and then save it, distribute it to other political sites with the Motifake logo (thus spreading news of this place), then submit it. So I have what I came to get and if it gets approved; great. If not no biggie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:30 am
"Not" even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:29 am
That's how I found Motifake as well....but I make jokes not political statements.........make funny...noy politifakes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:27 am
I get Trashheaps's point. But oddly enough I discovered this place through WTFO's right winged and anti left Motifakes. And I do find it funny myself actually.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:23 am
I think his parents would complain aboot the heat from the servers. Heat rises you know.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:21 am
And WTFO no offense buddy but why dont you start up politifake.com or something? You rant so much I think you need a bigger soapbox!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:19 am
Same goes for all the noobs putting crap on here lately! If you want to make superhero posters why not go to a childrens comic site? If you want p*** posters, there must be millions of other sites you could visit. And if you are Zed... you're a p********.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:15 am
I concur. With some help from Paul's Mom.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:14 am
We come here for a laugh not the news. All this political **** is an insult to those people who keep the funny alive. There must be politically oriented sites out there so maybe go look for one before you bring this site down any further.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:11 am
Paul this site would be a lot funnier without politifakers like you. Why not make some funny posters instead of using this site to spout political opinions. Your kind is killing the funny and that is simply unacceptable.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:11 am
I admit I do tend to get carried away with my opinions; but it just boggles my mind the double standard in how the press treats people and how some people just have their head in the sand about things.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:05 am
I'll "go" whenever I d*** well feel like it. And Obama has lied about more than just a dog. In fact most every word he's ever said has been a lie. But keep on believing what you will.
Haarakkon - July 22, 2009, 10:57 pm
I'm your huckleberry. ;-)
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Haar!! Glad SOMEONE got it!
Haarakkon - July 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Tombstone reference? YES!!!
Sean - July 22, 2009, 10:34 pm
Obama sorta suggested that he may adopt a dog from a shelter, but then ... he didn't. So I think he is way worse than Palin. So wipe your eyes brave little soldier who is our Fearless Paul. And carry on.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:01 pm
Oh... Paul, I apologize... I forgot you were there. You may go now.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
So in other words, the responses to this Motifake is indicative of the very problem. Some people need to get their head out of their a**.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:56 pm
If Malia Obama got knocked up by someone in a few years; would you be dragging her though the mud? If people have a legitimate question of how she would operate the country or the State of Alaska; then fine. But attack her children? Low.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:40 pm
I agree life isn't fair. Just that some people have blinders in their eyes and selective vision. We all got on Mark Sanford after his scandal. But drag children into a political spat? Nope.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 8:26 pm
Life isn't fair.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 7:34 pm
Seriously how can you not see what's right in front of your face? This is NOT doctored magazine covers; it's the plain truth. "Zed", Republicans come clean and admit errors; whereas Democrats usually hide, cover up, and commit perjury in the process.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 7:29 pm
Thank you all for proving my point!!! In the meantime Obama is the most corrupt liar this country's ever had. Plus you got Democrats caught in tax fraud problems, prostitution rings, but you can't see what's in front of your face & keep on bashing Palin.
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 4:03 pm
I try to stay out of it unless it's a glaring case of balls-out ignorance. Like now.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 3:32 pm
Now, now, guys, remember the Republican motto: It's not (Lying, hypocrisy, fascism, etc)when WE do it!
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
EGD You politibully! You are insulting ACTUAL retards everywhere by comparing them to this guy.
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 2:58 pm
Well, considering how Bristol got knocked up by some redneck piece of sh*t while her mom was on the warpath about no *** before marriage..Oh, wait, you left that part out. Retard.


TUNNELS - I found the way out!




MASS MEDIA - Informs us 24/7




MASS HYSTERIA - That's what we had before CNN learned the real truth.


TAGS: swine flu media
Rating: 1.61/5

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Crowd Pleasing -


TAGS: comedians comedy politics politicians comics
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - March 27, 2015, 2:53 pm
Thanks!
concern3 - March 27, 2015, 5:40 am
Well said


Fake News -


TAGS: fake news twitter facebook media
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

concern3 - January 9, 2017, 8:55 am
How sad is this, UP yours
Reality Lord - January 9, 2017, 7:21 am

even more so for MSM


If I hate you -




Law of Affinity -


TAGS: like dislike facebook social media
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - October 17, 2015, 10:27 pm
Oh, Dizz, you're in hysterics.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 1:34 am
LOL! LUV the poster! 5L! 2ndly, ole tr***--hahahaha! Visions of poster of Jeremy with red trans fluid all over him from ---well you know---- the seal gave way on his ummm trans--- LOL!
Cannabal - October 7, 2015, 6:52 pm
It's so cold in the D....
steve1961 - October 7, 2015, 2:02 pm
Some days I wish all of the 'D's on here would remain silent...
GaryO - October 7, 2015, 5:45 am
I do believe this confab has digressed to the point of spiraling self dissipation. Face it, there is no new car or old trranny, just a silent 'D'
Cannabal - October 6, 2015, 11:29 pm
Now that you mention it, I could go for some avocado oil potato chips.
GaryO - October 6, 2015, 10:01 pm
Dizzy is OK..gotta be OK...just broke the seal on 750ml of Glenmorangie single malt. You drive.
Cannabal - October 6, 2015, 4:16 pm
What's wrong with the old tr'anny? Is Dizzy okay?
GaryO - October 6, 2015, 7:45 am
eeeasy there big fella. This one comes pre-hautboxed...just needs a new tr*** and off you go
Cannabal - October 5, 2015, 4:28 pm
Is it a brand new car? One I can h**box in?
Cannabal - October 5, 2015, 4:28 pm
Is it a brand new car? One I can h**box in?
GaryO - October 3, 2015, 10:53 pm
well I'm half lit, so looks like you win (euphemistically)...show him what he won, Johnny
Cannabal - October 3, 2015, 2:27 pm
Downtown? Don't you usually take your b'itch to that one spot in the park? (First one to stop euphemizing loses.)
GaryO - October 2, 2015, 10:45 pm
Are we still in euphemism mode? Cuz if we are, I’m takin’ that bytch all the way downtown...or were we ever?
Cannabal - October 2, 2015, 8:49 pm
So you haven't taken the dog out for a walk much, eh?
GaryO - October 2, 2015, 8:28 pm
Please bear with me, I'm not let out much.
Cannabal - October 2, 2015, 4:35 pm
Man, Gary, you're like a dog with a bone.
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 9:24 pm
Nowww yer talkin'....wait...thought you said 'nuzzle'...he's rather fond of that
Cannabal - October 1, 2015, 9:05 pm
Then put a muzzle on it.
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 7:47 pm
Mine seems to promote noise
Cannabal - October 1, 2015, 3:09 pm
Don't you know the "d" is silent, man?
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 5:58 am
'and'? Cannabal? izzis really you?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 4:53 pm
I belive this is highly accurate. I have you 5L anyways.


FALSE NEWS -


TAGS: news media homey side defective detective
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2017, 5:10 pm
Maybe they were doing double-sh**s.


SPOON FED -


TAGS: media
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by steve1961

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 8:45 pm
Awesome! If I could give you more than 5 lions, you would get them. Excellent!


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